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Are you a square number, because my love for you is exponential! Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi Hey baby I'm an engineer. Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...
The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom. If you don't want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me. Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption. If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long!
I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!! I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. I'm good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
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